"You know and I know there’s only one person walking out of here, and it’s going to be one of us."
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
“I’m not religious, but the tradition, the culture and the history are very important to me.”
i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”
GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”
He tainted the pizza. fucking douche.
she is just so dissapointed and I can’t stop laughing.
this is fucking killing me…look on her face, priceless! bahaha
"Why would you do this to my pizza" ;-;